I know this is a very frequent topic amongst blogs, but my family is WEIRD. Today my dad says to me "Hey, let's eat out tonight so that I don't have to go grocery shopping till tomorrow."
So we got takeout from a Japanese place, and after we ate he says "Would you guys mind cleaning up the kitchen so I can get the groceries we need for tomorrow?"
Later this evening, he came back with luncheon meat, lettuce, cheese, soda water, gatorade and six jars of instant spaghetti sauce. I went to put the spaghetti sauce out where we keep all our instant foods, and found that there was already some there.
Turns out that without realizing it, my family has stockpiled 25 jars of the stuff.
That's a lot of sauce. I'm afraid that it might break out of the jars, meld into a malevolent blob, and crawl into my room to devour my arteries.
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