Bullshit levels reached an all-time high yesterday

Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I F*$^#@! HATE AIRPLANE TRAVEL...
I had to fly back home from Illinois yesterday, and quite a bit of stuff happened. First, there was a huge jam of people in the line to get through security, and so they started routing people through the special first class security booth.
WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE A FIRST-CLASS SECURITY BOOTH?
I realize they paid the airline more, but it's not like they paid the airport any more money, so why does the airport treat them to special privileges? I'm sure they can stand to be in line for just as long as the rest of us. But not one certain unscrupulous character. oh no. this guy told everyone in the line that he was gonna miss his flight, and squeezed through to the front of the line. I, for one, knew he was lying. not only was he muttering and talking fast, but he was also blinking a whole lot, which might be things someone in as hurry might do, but I don't know what else it could have been that made me think he was lying. Anyways, an hour and as half later, we were in the food court. I could hardly restrain myself. I wanted so badly to just go over and say, loudly "Gosh, I guess you missed your flight, and after all the people you pushed ahead of in line too! Hey everyone! this poor guy had to pushed in front of the whole security line, and he STILL missed his flight! why else would he be standing here?" and then calmly walk away. OH, how i wish i had done that... One cool thing about security, though, i got asked if i had ID because the woman thought i was old enough to have one...I was soo happy!
We still made the plane, and I got a book from the bookstore entitled "Sun Tzu was a Sissy: How to wage the real Art of War". It's pretty good so far, i recommend you check it out. But, while we were on the plane, it became known that the airport we were due to land at had a power failure, and we were going to land in Denver, Colorado. That was quite a surprise. Thankfully, the Santa Ana airport got thier power back on, and we landed sucessfully. In other news, it sucks to be labled as an "Unaccompanied Minor", because you just get handled to many different people in a very short period of time, none of whom have any real interest in you, and you end up feeling like nothing more than a spoiled bit of shredded organ(chopped liver).
They did show Failure to Launch on the plane, though(irony, anyone?), and I watched that. It was OK, i think. too much of a chick flick for my tastes, but that IS how it's supoosed to be, Unlike superman. I define it as a chick flick because it's all about the woman having all the power in the relationship and being able to leave men very quickly and quietly. I think it qualifies as spousal abuse when either member of a relationship as all the control, no matter the gender. I don't have anything to say in particular about the movie, though. just that it was a chick flick.

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